lovelydestiel: Things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves...
I had one day off this week......
ladykale: This is what happens when I have cake mix and free time…… Hope you like it. Story Line: The Peep Bunny exploring newly discovered land. Where captured by the Peep Chicks. Grand Chief Blue Peep ordered them to be eaten alive.
necrophilofthefuture: BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
shaymints: stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon The Four Elemelons. Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
trillow: i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear: kushdrinker: have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
thatsnotevenfunnyinenochian: mastertoph: thesummeroflike: one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click. #life hack
boonduchess: quagmath: i iiiij JJJustuTT STARTEDL OoKING AT THITS GIF AGAIN AMD IM LAGUHNG SO FHARD IM CRYING ＷＥ ＨＡＶＥ ＲＥＡＣＨＥＤ ＴＥＲＭＩＮＡＬ ＶＥＬＯＣＩＴＹ
fancifullauren: partybarackisinthehousetonight: “tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post
askinnyblackman: spanish lesson for today estoy comiendo la papa = i am eating the potato estoy comiendo el papa = i am eating the pope
partypeen: instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
thegoddamazon: dividings: Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in. Holy fucking truth bombs.
quentintarantina: If you have a pizza with radius Z and thickness A it’s volume is Pi(Z*Z)A
fangirl-writer: thevices: Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you. YES!